Hello From The Elf Noel

Hello From The Elf Noel

Tickets for Adele’s next concert tour went on sale yesterday at 10am and in a few brief minutes, they were sold out.  Noel tried her hardest to be one of the lucky few thousand.  She was at her computer, coffee by her side, with her mouse hovering over the ‘buy ticket’ button at the exact moment … Read more…

Noel The Fangirl

Noel The Fangirl

OMG!  OMG!  OMG!  Noel the fangirl is about to bust a blood vessel, because the most anticipated event of the holiday season has officially arrived… Star Wars: The Force Awakens is now in theaters!  Noel has her ticket, her costume, and her movie juice ready for tonight’s screening.  Do you?   If not, may the force be with … Read more…

Noel Does Christmas In Her Active Wear, Active Wear

Noel Does Christmas In Her Activewear, Activewear

Noel LOVES her active wear.  She does coffee in her active wear.  She carpools in her active wear.  Grocery shops and volunteers in her active wear.  Hits the doctor’s office and library in her active wear.  Drinks and smokes in her active wear.  She even does Christmas in her active wear.  In fact, Noel does everything in her … Read more…

Noel Is Escorted From School Property

Noel Is Escorted From School Property

As part of her community service for an error in judgment that occurred this past summer, Santa has sentenced Noel to volunteer at the local middle school’s student store while she is visiting her assigned family. At first lunch, thing went really well.  She sold 16 Holiday Gram’s, chips, popcorn, lots of fruit snacks and did it all … Read more…

Noel’s Magic Mike Wet Dream

Noel's Magic Mike Wet Dream

After coming down from yesterday’s donut licking high, all Noel wanted to do was watch Netflix and chill.  What movie does an elf like Noel choose when she is home alone on a Thursday night?  Magic Mike XXL, of course!  She thought the original Magic Mike had too much plot and not enough ass shaking, so … Read more…