Way back in the 90’s, there was nothing more inappropriate and scandalous than the affair between the silver fox, President Clinton, and his curvalicious intern, Monica Lewinsky.
Cigars, secret tapes, a cum stained blue dress, it was the first time this small town girl had ever heard of such things. It blew my mind!
At the time, I am sure I sounded something like this, “A cigar? What the heck did they do with the cigar? Huh? Ohhhhhh. Ewwww! Gross!”
I still laugh and shake my head every time I think of President Clinton saying those now infamous words, “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.” For upon hearing those words, I finally, truly understood why you can never trust a politician.
Noel felt it was time to teach my children’s generation this all too important history lesson.