There is a nasty, naughty rumor in my small town. It involves 3 white rocks, otherwise known as ‘Tres Blanco”.
Whether it’s truth, or an urban legend, remains to be proven. However, the rumor goes, that if a residence has 3 white rocks somewhere in the front landscape, the inhabitants are swingers.
It’s Saturday night, and Noel wants to see if this rumor is true. She has her 3 white rocks, a box of condoms, and she is ready to party. Remember, if your going to eff a stranger, always wrap the elf.