Noel Sips Upon Skinny Bitches Whilst Watching Skinny Bitches

Every year around Thanksgiving I begin to pack on a few holiday pounds and, around the same time each year, the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is on TV.

Call me old fashioned, but a good torture fest feels good.  I love to watch those gorgeous, sexy girls strut their stuff down the runway and imagine it was me who had that amazing physique.

They are skinny bitches, but I love them.

Another skinny bitch I love is the cocktail.   Please spare me the lecture on the dangers of soda, specifically, diet soda.  I have read the reports and guess what?  I don’t care!

Skinny bitches are delicious, as are the Victoria’s Secret models.

Noel, pour us some skinny bitches to sip upon, whilst we watch some skinny bitches work the catwalk.

Noel Drinks Skinny Bitches Whilst Watching Skinny Bitches

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