Noel Is Escorted From School Property

Noel Is Escorted From School Property

As part of her community service for an error in judgment that occurred this past summer, Santa has sentenced Noel to volunteer at the local middle school’s student store while she is visiting her assigned family. At first lunch, thing went really well.  She sold 16 Holiday Gram’s, chips, popcorn, lots of fruit snacks and did it all … Read more…

Christmas Pillows Sewn From Old Sweaters

Christmas Pillows sewn from Old Sweaters Min

Christmas pillows, a beautifully cozy way to adorn your home during the holidays, but also an expensive one.  Quality pillows will run you $19.99 (on the cheap end) on up to $50+, easily costing you a Franklin to fluff up an arm chair or two.  A little rich for my blood, and a holiday expense I’ld rather … Read more…

Noel’s Magic Mike Wet Dream

Noel's Magic Mike Wet Dream

After coming down from yesterday’s donut licking high, all Noel wanted to do was watch Netflix and chill.  What movie does an elf like Noel choose when she is home alone on a Thursday night?  Magic Mike XXL, of course!  She thought the original Magic Mike had too much plot and not enough ass shaking, so … Read more…

Noel Licks Some Donuts

Noel Licks Some Donuts

Dammit!  I can’t take my elf anywhere.  While shopping for milk and bread at the grocery store this morning, the sneaky little trouble maker snuck out of the cart and took off.  After searching the aisles for what felt like an hour, I finally found her in the bakery case… licking donuts.  She giggled hysterically, high … Read more…

Noel’s Snoqualmie Valley Flood Report

Noel's Flood Report

This is Noel coming to you from a very wet, very windy Snoqualmie Valley.  Don’t make unnecessary journeys!  Don’t take risks and treacherous roads!   And don’t drive into the river!  Incredibly, people have been spotted in the water, both today and yesterday.  The City Council says their actions are IDIOTIC.  Not only are they putting their lives … Read more…