Noel’s Solution For Holiday Menstruation

Noel's Tampax Peppermint

You may be menstruating this Christmas, but you don’t have to smell like it! Instead of giving off the odor of tuna casserole, try inserting a Tampax Peppermint into your vag, and give off the scent of Christmas.  The unique built-in candy cane melts as you bleed, leaving your bloody gash sticky sweet and smelling minty fresh.  If you give these tampons a try, Noel … Read more…

Galvanized Steel Tub Christmas Tree Stand How To

Galvanized Steel Tub Christmas Tree Stand How To

The family Christmas tree, the love and bane of my holiday existence.  Yes, trees are gorgeous, smell wonderful (if you have a real one), and cozy up the winter home in a way only a Christmas tree can.  However, they can be very messy (especially a real one), are a pain in the ass to clean … Read more…

Noel Gets Her Weekend Shop On

TGIF, people!  While the kids were at school getting educated, Noel decided to sneak out and get her weekend shop on.  All that’s left on her list is a good bottle of wine, some decadent chocolate, and a delicious man.  Hold up, the man part may be covered.  A DILF in the beer aisle just gave Noel’s cart, and ass, the once … Read more…

Noel The Inappropriate Elf On The Shelf Is Back And Ready To Kickstart Your Heart

Noel Is Back And Ready To Kickstart Your Heart

Noel The Inappropriate Elf On The Shelf may be 3 days late, but she is back and ready to kickstart your heart! (Cue 80’s hair band & rock gods, Motley Crue) Last year, Noel’s naughty antics caused quite a stir.  Many of you laughed, a number of you shook your head, a few of you cried, … Read more…

Kitchen Turned Chop Shop For Halloween

Halloween Kitchen Cupboards

THREE DAYS UNTIL HALLOWEEN!  Yes, I am shouting at you because I am so freaking excited.  I love, love, love Halloween and one of the things I most look forward to is giving friends and family a tour of my haunted abode.  Hours of work have gone into this place over the last 7 weeks and … Read more…